HOW TO GLAM YOUR GROG

Cocktail Kingdom catalogue

Just after Prohibition, Don The Beachcomber single-handedly invented the Tiki bar and the Tiki Drink. During WWII he came up with the Navy Grog, one of his most popular — and most copied — faux-Polynesian punches. A large part of the Grog’s appeal was its signature garnish: a cone of ice packed around the straw, which both chilled the drink and transformed it into a “conversation-piece” cocktail (pictured below). Hundreds of Tiki bars and boîtes once glamorized their grogs this way, but now it’s a lost art; only one place in the world, the Mai-Kai in Fort Lauderdale, still does it. Over 20 years ago, ex-Beachcomber’s bartender Tony Ramos — who used to make Navy Grogs for Frank Sinatra at the Palm Springs Don The Beachcomber’s — revealed to the Beachbum how Tiki bartenders originally made the cone. The Bum passed this secret along to the folks at Cocktail Kingdom, who have now faithfully re-created the bespoke metal mold and “poking rod” used during Tiki’s 1940s-70s heyday.

Navy Grog

Here’s how it works: Tightly pack the metal mold with finely shaved “snow” ice. (You can make snow ice by running crushed ice through a food processor or a Sno-Cone maker.) Next, run the poking rod through the center to make a hole for the straw. Then gently remove your ice cone from the metal mold, and place the ice cone upright in your freezer. (Repeat these steps to make as many cones as your freezer space allows.) Let cone freeze for a minimum of 4 hours, until it’s frozen solid. When ready to use, remove the hardened cone from the freezer and slide a straw through the hole.

You can use the cone in any Tiki drink served in a rocks glass (such as the Mai Tai). But here’s the drink it was invented for: To make one Navy Grog, place in your shaker 3/4 ounce each fresh lime juice, white grapefruit juice, and club soda; 1 ounce each gold Demerara rum, dark Jamaican rum, and white Cuban (or Puerto Rican) rum; and 1 ounce honey mix (1 part honey dissolved in 1 part warm water). Shake well with plenty of ice, then strain into a glass containing your ice cone.

You can order your cone from Cocktail Kingdom here:

BEACHBUM BERRY’S NAVY GROG ICE CONE KIT

 

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ON THE ROAD

On The Road

The arrival of spring signals the departure of the Beachbum, as cocktail festivals bloom and he alights to smell the flowers garnishing his drinks.  Here’s his itinerary, should you be in the neighborhood (especially the neighborhood bars):

On April 20, the Bum will take on Ian “Rum Ambassador” Burrell in a debate at the Miami Rum Renaissance entitled “Battle of the Rum Ambassadors.”  Ian will make the case that he’s the world’s premiere ambassador of rum, while the Bum will take Don The Beachcomber’s side.

On April 29, the Bum will be in Buenos Aires to give a Tiki history seminar at the Tales of the Cocktail on Tour festival.

On May 7, he’ll be in Amsterdam to co-judge the Bols Around The World cocktail competition finals.

And on June 2, he’ll be at the Sunset Tiki Party in Tampa, Florida, followed by the Hukilau on June 7 in Fort Lauderdale, where he’ll lead a historical survey of “The Wild West Indies” and their even wilder drinks.

After these five solid days of work, the Bum will take a much-needed summer vacation.  Followed by his fall and winter vacations.   With any luck, he will then be rested enough to take on an even more punishing spring 2014 schedule.

 

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A LAYABOUT’S LONDON LAYOVER

Nightjar drinks

Zigzagging their way home from the Athens Bar Show last November, Mr. and Mrs. Bum found themselves with some time to kill in London. With only a few hours to spare, where do Tikiphiles go in a city that is arguably the cocktail capitol of the world? Talk about an embarrassment of riches from which to choose. There are actual Tiki bars like Trailer Happiness, Mahiki, and Kanaloa, all worthy. And there are scads of craft cocktail bars with exotic drinks on their menus.

But we’d been to all these places before. And before that. Was there any London exotica that we’d missed?

At the West End restaurant Bam-Bou, a steep wooden staircase winds through four stories of dining rooms. By all means, stop at one of them to sample the tasty pan-Asian dishes. But don’t leave without climbing to the summit. Here on the fifth floor is the Red Bar, an opium dream of Indochina in 1954. Lit by candles, ringed with black lacquered apothecary cabinets overflowing with mysterious Far Eastern herbs and spices, the Red Bar is an ideal place to rub shoulders with ghosts (if incorporeal beings can in fact rub shoulders, or any other part of themselves, which, for their sake, we hope they can). Is that Josef von Sternberg in the corner, sketching sets for Shanghai? Graham Greene, ordering three-snake liqueur from barman Ladislav Piljar? Well, at least Ladislav is no illusion. We’ve written about this Slovakia-born mixologist’s stint at Belfast’s Merchant Hotel Bar, whence he migrated to London’s Hix and the venerable Savoy Hotel, but here amid Bambou’s chinoiserie he seems — temporarily, at least — to have stopped roving. “I am very happy in these surroundings,” he informed us.

He also told us that Red Bar’s original drinks come from any one of a number of Bam-Bou’s staff, who rigorously workshop their recipes. Some of these are as exotic as the decor (the Kobe Mizuwari combines Japanese whiskey with umeshu, lemon, and a gunpowder tea syrup), but the most successful ones we sampled came from Ladislav’s own hand. Best of show were his Bam-Bou Daiquiri (Venezuelan rum, cinnamon liqueur, lime, caster sugar) and an as yet unnamed rum-and-allspice flip he’s still experimenting with (ask him for it; he’ll know the one).

Bam-Bou

In East London, another Slovakian émigré has gone exotic in a big way. So big that tables at his current place of employ, Nightjar (named after a nocturnal bird), are booked solid months in advance. Much has been made of Marian Beke’s innovative garnish program — which, through a strict daily prep regimen, produces visual masterpieces in record time at minimum cost. Marian’s garnishes have become such a selling point that Nightjar offers a pack of souvenir drink-photo playing cards to customers who want a memento of their prettified potions (pictured at top of post); Marian and his head bartender, Luca Cinalli, are also frequently tapped to give garnish seminars at bar shows throughout Europe.

Given the material used in some of the most elaborate garnishes, Nightjar might more appropriately be named Magpie: raw materials include quail egg shells, dried starfish, cacao nut casings, and Japanese origami. But what’s in the glass is just as novel as what’s on the rim.

Our first drink was the magnificent B.A.Q. Daiquiri (pimento-smoked Jamaican rum, fresh kumquat juice, honey and “barbecue spices”), followed by the Cosmo Roast (turkey fat-washed gin, house cranberry conserve, sage leaves, lime, and absinthe bitters). Although we admired the showmanship behind the Queen Elizabeth (a cocktail aged underwater in a barrel, which rests at the bottom of an aquarium next to a submerged replica of Big Ben), we opted instead for two classic Tiki drinks that had both been given the full Nightjar treatment. Marian’s take on the Beachcomber’s Punch transformed Don The Beachcomber’s simple rum, lime, and apricot brandy concoction into something Don would not have recognized, but would surely have enjoyed: cocoa-buttered Puerto Rican rum, housemade mamajuana cordial, chai tea, mastiha honey, lime, and fresh pineapple juice. Trader Vic’s Tortuga was similarly transformed by substituting housemade cacao-infused Amer Picon for the vermouth called for by Vic.

In fact, we couldn’t find a single drink on the 17 page menu that didn’t contain at least one arcane housemade ingredient. To name a few: monkey nut infusion, cheddar cheese-matured gin, quince liqueur, tobacco liqueur, tonka bean liqueur, Turkish delight syrup, Mexican herb syrup, juiced Korean pear, roasted melon juice, Arabic bitters, fig perfume, Peruvian corn soda, Malbec vine leaf smoke, Greek yoghurt tincture.

The sheer number of bespoke ingredients that go into Nightjar’s drinks (all told, we counted 35) boggles the mind, especially when you consider the elaborate garnishes that adorn those drinks. With all that stuff going in — and on — every glass, and with every seat in the house always occupied, you might expect a long wait for your cocktail. But Marian, Luca, and their confrère Gabriele Manfredi kick out orders at amazing speed, with clockwork precision, economy of movement, and balletic grace. It’s poetry in fast-motion. No wonder Nightjar’s jovial owner Edmund Weil, who has taken great pains to re-create the intimate ambiance of a 1920s live-jazz cabaret, discourages seating at the bar; if he didn’t, no one would be watching the stage.

BAM-BOU

NIGHTJAR

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GREECE IS THE WORD

Thodorus Pirillos

The last time the Beachbum hit Athens was so long ago that … well, let’s just say he panhandled not for euros but drachmas. Recently he returned to the city to find it in financial straits even worse than his own, but you wouldn’t know Athens was depressed if all you did was go to the local bars. Which, of course, is all we did.

After such a long absence we were in need of tippling tour guidance, which Mixellany publishers Jared Brown and Anistatia Miller stepped up to provide. Like the Bum they were in town for the Athens Bar Show, an intimate event more focused than most of its kind, with an emphasis on local products (the most interesting were Mastic, a liqueur rendered from the resin of a Mediterranean shrub, and a vanilla-fig bitters by Stelios Magoulas of the Hellas Bar Academy).

The first stop on Anistatia and Jared’s itinerary was A For Athens, located on the sixth floor of a hotel off Monastiraki Square. Two things took us by surprise. First was the eye-level view of the nearby Acropolis, quite simply the most spectacular thing we’ve ever seen from a bar stool (the vista is even more impressive from the open-air roof deck one flight up; seek the unmarked staircase half-hidden to the left of the bar). Second was the cocktail menu, which contained a healthy selection of Tiki drinks: a Cou-Cou Comber from Sippin’ Safari, a classic Mai Tai mixed with Appleton Extra and Rhum St. James, and original exotics expertly mixed by barman Thodorus Pirillos (pictured above; photo by Jared). We particularly enjoyed his Passion Caramel (gold Puerto Rican rum teased with passion fruit and butterscotch) and Mole de Platano #2 (Zacapa Centenario fat-washed with banana butter, then thrown Cuban-style with sherry and mole bitters). A work-in-progress house mix by Thodorus (ginger syrup, pear brandy and brown sugar) was delectable in and of itself.

Across the square from A For Athens stands its new sister bar, 360, so named for the panoramic terrace view that puts you one block closer to the Acropolis — and closer still to the Grecian tiki revival. Owner George Gaitanidis has five drinks from the Beachbum Berry books on his menu, served in Tiki mugs hand-made especially for 360 by a Greek artisan in Thessalonika. George reckons he’ll be throwing a lot more business that artisan’s way: “By May we expect to be serving 2,000 cocktails a day,” he told us, “since 1,500 for A For Athens is the average.”

We found still more Tiki at Baba au Rum. On the walls: Framed Trader Vic cocktail menus and pages from Sven Kirsten’s Book of Tiki. On the menu: a full complement of old and new Tiki drinks, from Scorpion Bowls and Zombies to original Baba au Rum riffs like the Ray Barrientos Daiquiri, named after a 1950s Beverly Hills Luau bartender and incorporating the Luau’s secret “Spices #4.” (How’s that for obscure?)

BlackCatSociety

Even so, Baba au Rum is not a full-tilt Tiki bar. Gilded Age and Prohibition-era cocktails also take up a lot of real estate on the menu, and the decor is postwar Paris bohemian boîte, with live jazz to match. The night of our visit, a six piece ensemble called Black Cat Society (pictured above) monopolized almost all the floor space, but rewarded the shoulder-to-shoulder crowd with virtuoso Miles Davis, Fela Kuti, and even James Brown numbers. “I Feel Good,” the keyboardist announced before launching into Brown’s signature anthem. “This is a rum bar. And when we drink rum, we feel good!”

It was impossible to feel otherwise after a rum Manhattan and rum Old-Fashioned, both enlivened with house-made spice tinctures. When we asked owner Thanos Prunarus who came up with these formulae, he replied that “the drinks are a team effort,” citing as his collaborators Baba au Rum bartenders Konstantinos Stefanakis and Vagelis Zachos, and even their barback Tazul. To this list we’d add Thanos’s co-host Katerina Kastana, whose warm welcome made every drink taste just a little bit better.

BABA AU RUM

A FOR ATHENS

360 COCKTAIL BAR

 

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BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE

Tiki Monday

Since Ace Frehley sang those immortal words in 1978, Exotica has has been in and out of the New York groove. The lowest blow, of course, was the closing of the storied Trader Vic’s in the Plaza Hotel. Both Stanley Kubrick and Bob Fosse were fans (Fosse took his mistresses there; Kubrick took Arthur C. Clarke), but when Donald Trump bought the Plaza in 1989 he pronounced Vic’s “tacky” and shut it down. More recently, Manhattan Tiki suffered another blow when the Hawaiian-themed Lani Kai bar — home to “Tiki Monday,” Brian Miller’s weekly bacchanal of outstanding rum drinks and uplifting aloha spirit — closed shop in September. Nevertheless, exotic drinks are still alive and well on the island.

For one thing, as of January 7th Tiki Monday has a new home at GoldBar, whose wall of gold-plated skulls should mesh nicely with Brian’s “Tiki Pirate” wardrobe (pictured above). For another, you don’t have to wait till Monday for an artisanal exotic cocktail in New York. You can get one any night of the week at PKNY, Mayahuel, Pegu Club, PDT, or the Experimental Cocktail Club.

Of these, only PKNY is an actual Tiki bar. Granted, the decor — a mashup of Dinkins-era Lower East Side grit and bamboo beach bar — owes more to The Warriors than to Eli Hedly. But the music, at least on the nights DJs Jack Fetterman and Gina Of The Jungle control the playlist, is authentic. So’s the menu, a treasure-trove of old-school Tiki drinks and new-school artisanal craft cocktail twists on the classics. Each is lovingly made from scratch, with no ingredient uninvigorated: the house coconut cream mix, to take one example, was subjected to constant experimentation that dragged on for months — resulting in the only Piña Colada the Beachbum (who normally hates Piña Coladas even more than he hates that song about them) has ever ordered twice.

pkny

After following these with a Nui Nui, Jet Pilot, and Jungle Bird (all from the Beachbum Berry books, and all improved by canny rum substitutions) the Bum slurred his compliments to PKNY barman Valentin Gonzalez. A word of advice: don’t over-compliment Val or he’s likely to lift you off the floor in one of his signature bear hugs. When the Bum’s feet again touched terra firma, Val confided that not every PKNY drink is the result of a long gestation period. Some hatch spontaneously: “One night a drunk lady came in and said, ‘I wanna Piña Colada and a Mai Tai. But I want it together.’ We put them both in the same glass, and it actually worked. So we called it the Happy Ending.”

Curious about where else in town we could find a good exotic, we enlisted our local spirit guides, Martin Doudoroff and Sandy Rosin. They marched us to Mayahuel, Phil Ward’s catedral of agave-based cocktails. The downstairs bar is beautifully and elegantly themed, with late 19th-century Mexican decor accented by chiaroscuro lighting that would do Zurbaran proud (try to score a seat here rather than the upstairs dining room, which lacks the dreamlike atmosphere of the lower level). Naturally our first drink choice was the On The Bum, an intriguing mix of pineapple-infused mescal, Jamaican rum, lime, orgeat, and Phil’s “Medley #2” spiced syrup; next came a revelatory Smoked Pisco Sour, followed by the imaginative and transformative Change Agent (sotol blanco, granny apple, ginger, lime, and salt).

After Mayahuel we hit the Experimental Cocktail Club, whose host CoCo Prochorowski (imported from Stagger Lee in Berlin, where he’d seriously juleped the Bum two years ago) recommended an ECC specialty called the Kinkakuji, by Nicolas DeSoto. It was as good as it was complicated — and it was very complicated, incorporating Japanese whiskey, Trinidad rum, Batavia arrack, clarified milk, coconut water, green tea, and a house mix of eight Asian spices.

Audrey Saunders’s venerable Pegu Club (a proving ground for many now prominent NYC bartenders) has also gone exotic of late, offering drinks to match its decor, which recalls Burma under the British Raj. Pegu bartist Kenta Goto combines lemon, cucumber, apple, and artichoke-infused gin into his Cucumber Apple Fizz; we also enjoyed a Honeydew Daiquiri co-created by Kenta and his fellow Pegu mixologist Raul Flores (rum, lime, lemon, melon nectar, and absinthe).

The Shark

We’ve covered Please Don’t Tell elsewhere in these pages, but that was before John deBary hired on there. John’s done something that would have been unthinkable in haute Manhattan speakeasies like PDT even a short time ago: put a blue drink on the menu. A tasty one, too, as befits PDT. The Shark (pictured above) compounds butter-infused Nicaraguan rum, Jamaican overproof rum, Frangelico, blue curacao, lemon, pineapple, cream, and Bittermens Elemakule Tiki Bitters — and comes complete with a paper parasol garnish.

We also noticed paper parasols as far afield as the Hurricane Club on Park Avenue and Otto’s Shrunken Head in the East Village. Apparently what goes around does indeed come around: the umbrella drink is back … if not in the mainstream, at least in the New York groove.

PKNY

MAYAHUEL

EXPERIMENTAL COCKTAIL CLUB

PEGU CLUB

PLEASE DON’T TELL

 

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